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WaterWorldCraft

ancient life, Appearance, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic environment, billion years, discovery, Early, Earth, environmental factors, Evolution, fresh water, geological evidence, History, key conditions, Life, prehistoric era, scientific research, surprising revelation, thought, Timeline, WaterWorldCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where water and life be poppin off half a billion years earlier than we all thought like whaaaat?!?!? come build ur own little world and watch it evolve faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe” hahaha it’s lit fam come join us now and be part of this crazy journey through time and space and minecraft blocks yeeeeet!!!

❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Awards, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Buildbattle, Cases, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Donations, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, low prices, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, menu, Mob Arena, Mobarena, MONEY, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Ranks, Shop, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, Spawn, Spleef, Survival, technical support, Teleport, TNT Run, Weddings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2776	Astral Projections Made:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

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Stinky SMP: Where the only mod is a puddle of water, no resets because who smells like failure?

Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, custom origins, Discord, Failure, Griefing, Human, invite, killing, mod, Modded, Modpack, origin change, origins mod, peace and love, Performance, Puddle, Resets, Safezone, Server, Smells, smp, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla, Water, well designed

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Mod	Vanilla+ modpack with Origins mod

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals and only punishes true rulebreaks.

2. How long has the server been running without resets?

The server prides itself on extreme longevity and does not have any planned resets, allowing players to enjoy their experience for years.

3. What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

It is a system where a central area around spawn is protected with claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands outside this area allows for more freedom but also more risk.

4. How many custom origins are available in the Origins mod?

There are approximately 61 custom origins available on the server, in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can suggest high-quality custom origins for consideration.

5. Can I change my origin if I don’t like it?

Players are allowed two free changes of their origin or they can craft an origin change if they wish to switch. Alternatively, they can choose to play as a Human origin.

6. Where can I get more information about the server and join?

You can join the server and get more information by visiting the server’s Discord invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Connection, Cooking, Date night, emotions, family, first sight, Food, Happy, Heart, home, kitchen, KitchenCraft, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, soulmate, together, WOMAN

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find love at first sight! Our players are so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you to discover them?

Join our server for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!

MaskedTaker’s Minecraft Server

backstory, Character, costume, gimmick, History, iconic, legend, Lore, mask, MaskedTakers, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, Performer, Persona, professional wrestling, ring attire, Server, Taker, undertaker, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	858742
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8879
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Oh, let me tell you about Taker and his mysterious mask! Legend has it that Taker was once a humble farmer who stumbled upon a cursed diamond mine. When he put on the diamond mask he found in the mine, he gained incredible powers and became the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Now, he roams the server wreaking havoc on anyone who dares to challenge him. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to face off against Taker and his mask of doom! Who knows, you might even be able to steal his mask and claim his powers for yourself. But be warned, Taker is not one to be trifled with – he’s got a mean streak as long as the Great Wall of China! So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to take on Taker and his mask of mystery!

BlamelessParents Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Apology, BlamelessParents, Boyfriend, comparison, crying, Extravagant, family, ice cold stare, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Moving, parents, Rent, Rich, rules, Server, Support, trip, Yelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love stories are as wild as the creepers in the night! Join us for a chance to meet your very own Kyle, a true survivor who has been through it all. From getting kicked out by his parents for “experimenting” with a basketball teammate to living on the streets like a Minecraft nomad, Kyle’s journey is one for the ages.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.

And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?

Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!

WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	1024
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, government strategy, Hamas, HamasCraft, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage diplomacy, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage situation, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiating, negotiation tactics, negotiations, political negotiations, Terrorism, U.S. hostages, unilateral deal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!

that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?

join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!