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MommaDramaMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like this player’s gynecology appointment, you never know what crazy antics will happen next.

Picture this: your mom insists on joining you in-game, but instead of helping you mine for diamonds, she starts FaceTiming her boyfriend and airing out all your personal business. The doctor in-game even has to step in to save the day (Go Nancy!).

But wait, there’s more! After the chaos, your mom runs off crying and your uncle swoops in to call you an asshole for not appreciating her efforts. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that you won’t find on any other server.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows, maybe your mom will show up in-game and cause some virtual chaos too!

TimeTraveler2021 – Minecraft SMP

alternate history, Changing the past, daydreaming, FANTASY, historical events, Historical figures, hypothetical scenarios, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past memories, Reflection, regret, smp, temporal journey, time machine, time manipulation, Time paradox, time travel, time travel fiction, Time Travel Movies, TimeTraveler2021, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to the year 69 AD when the Romans were partying like it’s 69! Experience epic battles with gladiators, build your own Colosseum, and maybe even catch a glimpse of Julius Caesar himself riding a pig through the streets. Don’t miss out on this wild ride through history – join now and become a time-traveling Minecraft master!

BlockyRealizations

#revelation, BlockyRealizations, epiphany, Experience, growth, hindsight, Journey, learning, Life Changes, life experience, life insights, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	277

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of rainbow-colored llamas comes charging at you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time when a group of dancing creepers appeared out of nowhere and started busting out some sick moves to a dubstep remix of the Minecraft theme song? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers? Or how about participating in a massive watermelon-eating contest with your fellow players to see who can consume the most in under a minute? Trust us, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is filled with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Egg-Free FunCraft

agricultural practices, alternative protein, animal rights, animal welfare, cruelty free, egg substitute, EggFree, environmental impact, ethical eating, factory farming, food innovation, food production, food science, food sustainability, food technology, funcraft, innovation in food, microorganisms, non-animal ingredients, Plant-Based, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food solutions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can be a part of this wacky experiment where researchers made an egg substitute out of tiny organisms and stuff! Like, who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by SCIENCE?!

Join this server and be part of the epic quest to save the chickens from being overworked laying eggs all day. Like, these microorganisms are gonna revolutionize the egg game and you can be a part of it all! Plus, who knows what other crazy experiments they’ll come up with next – maybe they’ll make a bacon substitute out of pixels or something!

So come on, join this server and be a part of the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs real eggs when you can have virtual ones made by mad scientists?! Let’s get cracking!

Jeffs Gens

10. modded, 11. adventure, 12. parkour, 13. hardcore, 14. pixelmon, 15. prison, 16. factions, 17. tekkit, 18. hexxit, 19. feed the beast, 2. factions, 20. technic, 3. minigames, 4. creative, 5. vanilla, 6. skyblock, 7. roleplay, 8. economy, 9. pvp, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Jeff Gens is a fun and quality Gen Server our server provides – No Admin Abuse – Little to No PTW – And a Great experience We Hope you will enjoy as we continue to update the server

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afk network

action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, afk network, Bedwars, Builder, Challenges, Combat Skills, Community, epic bases, fighter, friendly community, Intense battles, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvP, Resources, Skywars, smp, Strategist, Survival, Victory

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	139
Alien Abductions:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	3036
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ores Mined:	3619	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to AFK Network, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who love action-packed gameplay and exciting challenges! We offer a diverse range of game modes and experiences for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, there’s something for everyone on AFK Network.

Our Game Modes: Lifesteal SMP: A thrilling twist on survival! Steal hearts from your enemies in intense battles to grow stronger and dominate the world. But be careful, if you run out of hearts, it’s game over!

Survival: Classic Minecraft survival with a twist. Gather resources, build epic bases, and survive against mobs and players alike. Explore vast worlds with a friendly community or face the wilderness alone.

PvP FFA (Free-For-All): Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping PvP arenas. It’s every player for themselves in this chaotic and fast-paced mode—prove your strength and claim victory!

And More!: We’re always adding new features, events, and game modes to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

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Lost Love Minecraft Server

bros, emotional pain, feeling empty, feeling lonely, Heartache, i miss her, longing for a relationship, longing for her, Lost, love, Love Lost, Minecraft, missing a companion, missing a friend, missing a loved one, missing her, missing loved one, missing someone, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Server, thinking of her, wishing she was here, yearning for her

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you long for the sweet embrace of a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a house and bake you virtual cookies? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for love in all the blocky places.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all searching for their pixelated soulmates. We even have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect player based on your mining skills and building abilities. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the fearsome beast and now rides it around like a majestic steed. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too could become a dragon rider and soar through the skies in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and find love, friendship, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

I Btc Max Minecraft SMP

btc, Max, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Votes:	2081	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary player who goes by the name “I btc max”. This player is known for hoarding all the diamonds on the server and building massive, gaudy statues of themselves out of gold blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of players who call themselves the “Chicken Army”. They roam the server dressed in full chicken suits, clucking menacingly and challenging anyone who crosses their path to a chicken duel. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to fend off the chicken army and watch out for “I btc max” and their diamond hoarding ways. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, child behavior, child development, child discipline, child punishment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, food relationship, gentle parenting, guest etiquette, house rules, KickOutCraft, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, sharing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in gentle mining and raising our blocks with love and care! Join us for a truly unique experience filled with drama and adventure.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your block gets slapped by a random player! That’s right, on our server, we don’t believe in force mining – you mine at your own pace, no sharing required!

But beware, there may be some players who think they can dictate how you mine. Just like Isabella, who tried to control everyone’s mining methods and got kicked out faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where you can draw on the walls with felt-tip pens (easy to clean, of course) and stand up to anyone who tries to interfere with your mining techniques. Who knows, you might even get called an asshole by other players for standing your ground – now that’s the true mark of a Minecraft legend!

BdayBucks4Burgers

$10 bill, AITAH, BdayBucks4Burgers, burger, Buy, child’s birthday money, compassion, Food, Homeless, homeless man, kid meal, lady, money bank, Order, Pay, phone bill, Purchase, refusing, RELATIVES, Rent, Wendys

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Star Shards Collected:	170
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value compassion and generosity! Just like the lady who paid for the homeless man’s meal, we believe in helping others in need. Join us and experience the joy of giving, whether it’s sharing resources with fellow players or building shelters for those less fortunate in the game.

On our server, you’ll encounter all kinds of characters, from generous players like the lady at Wendy’s to mischievous mobs who just want a burger (we’re looking at you, zombies). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between keeping your virtual money safe or helping out a fellow player in need.

So come join us and be part of a community that values kindness, compassion, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heartwarming situation like the one at Wendy’s, where the real treasure is the friendships you make along the way.