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Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

LoveCraft SMP: Heartfelt Vibes

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, Heartfelt, Intimacy, lovecraft, loyalty, Passion, relationships, Romantic, smp, soulmate, Support, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding, VIBES

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	161	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place where true love blooms! Join us and find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle made of emeralds and protect you from creepers with their undying love.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens to do their bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its horn and grants wishes to those who bring it a stack of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and experience the magic of true love, chicken armies, and rainbow unicorns in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocky Breaktime

blocky, Breaktime, Casual Gaming, console games, Entertainment, gaming after work, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, indie games, leisure activities, mental health, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pc games, relaxing games, self-care, simulation games, single player games, strategy games, stress relief, unwind, video games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Tired of the same old boring routine after a long day of school or work? Join our epic Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. They start throwing emeralds at you while singing a catchy tune. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant rainbow-colored creeper comes bouncing towards you, exploding into a shower of candy and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to those who can defeat his army of flying cows. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride a pig into battle against the Chicken King will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.

So why waste your time on boring old games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	6099	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Russian army is losing soldiers left and right! We’ve got explosions, chaos, and mayhem galore! Witness the madness as players battle it out in a virtual war zone like no other. Will you be the next soldier to fall in battle? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has the best loot drops in all of Minecraft, so you can gear up and dominate the competition. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join today!

HezbollahCraftAU

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9700
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can wave hezbollah flags with ur fellow protesters at australian rallies. build ur own virtual protest signs and march through the streets of blockville demanding justice for all the pixelated injustices in the world. join now and be part of the most revolutionary minecraft server ever created!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

alcohol abuse, Austria, Axe, Case Report, depression, DOCTORS, drug-induced psychosis, emergency surgery, hallucinogens, Magic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, medical emergency, mental health, Mushroom, penile amputation, psilocybin, psychoactive substances, psychological effects, self harm, severed penis, substance abuse, Trauma

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

VerlinWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mines Excavated:	1785	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	8271
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

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Leaked Diddy’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!

Who-Should-Beat-Mark-Briscoe-For-The-ROH-World-Title-To-Make-Minecraft-SMP

Championship, Mark Briscoe, professional wrestling, ring of honor, ROH, ROH World Champion, title contender, title defense, title holder, Title Match, WhoShouldBeatMarkBriscoeForTheROHWorldTitleToMakeMinecraftSMP, World title, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling match, wrestling promotion, wrestling storyline, wrestling title

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	248
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	2655
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride filled with twists, turns, and creepers around every corner!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with Mark Briscoe himself for the title of ROH World Champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge is taking down this virtual wrestling legend in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

But be warned, Mark Briscoe is no pushover. He’s got diamond armor for days and a mean right hook that can knock you out with just one hit. Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a shot at dethroning him and claiming the title for themselves.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the max and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion, join our server today and get ready for the fight of your virtual life!

RegretfulDateMC SMP

Closure, DATING, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, missed opportunities, mistake, moving on, past, personal development, regret, RegretfulDateMC, relationship, second chances, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Join our SMP and find your perfect blocky soulmate! We have a love potion dispenser at spawn that guarantees you’ll find love within 24 hours or your diamonds back! Don’t let your biggest dating regret be not joining our server sooner!

Creeper Tears: The Musical

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry like a sad song? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn those tears into tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be crying about is how hard you’re laughing!