hiding from me – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP
black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

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MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit
administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury
so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?
anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.
if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3
1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY
Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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ChairSwapCraft
apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).
Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.
But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

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CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP
9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work
LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

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NoGoToThatLand
Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust
Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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TremendousCraft: USA vs World
Brazil, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Protection, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, TremendousCraft, trump, US interests, Usa, world, world leaders
so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

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UneasyVanilla

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, building projects, Community, creativity, discord community, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, Griefing, imagination, lawlessness, opportunities, rules, semi anarchy, Server Wiki, Skills, surprise encounters, Survival, UneasyVanilla, vanilla minecraft, Website

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server Information

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.21.3

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecrafts original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://discord.com/invite/bVFBfxbuhR

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server https://wiki.uneasyvanilla.com

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com. Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, while we have some elements of anarchy, we do have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our website.
Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining with version 1.21.3 to ensure compatibility and the best experience on UneasyVanilla.
How can I report a cheater on the server?	If you encounter a cheater, please notify our staff or use the appropriate channels on our Discord server to report the player. Our staff will investigate and take necessary actions.
Are there any specific building projects or events on the server?	We encourage players to take on massive building projects and engage in community events. Keep an eye on our Discord and website for announcements about upcoming activities.

Mystic Void Realms 1.20.1
1.20.1, Accountability, Boundaries, CANCELLED, Communication, consent, consequences, Consumed, controversy, Harassment, Hungry, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Messaging, mystic, neil gaiman, public figure, raped, Realms, scandal, social media, Thoughts, victim blaming, Void
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like getting “raped” by Neil Gaiman, but in a good way, ya know? Afterward, you can message him all creepy like, saying stuff like “I am consumed by thoughts of you, the things you will do to me. I’m so hungry.” It’s a wild ride, man! Join now for some crazy shenanigans!

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ParentalPanicMC
acquaintance, Boundaries, Coaching, Communication, Community, family dynamics, Obligations, ParentalPanicMC, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Scheduling, setting boundaries, socializing, teamwork, Time management, volunteer commitments, volunteer football coach, volunteerism, youth sports
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a football coach caught in the middle of a parenting dilemma.
Imagine a world where Minecraft mobs are replaced with soccer moms and dads, where you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of scheduling playdates and carpooling to survive. Will you be able to juggle coaching your team while dealing with demanding parents who expect you to chauffeur their kids to games?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret alliances and rivalries, where you never know who you can trust. Will you be able to come out on top and conquer the drama-filled world of Minecraft parenting?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the parents trying to outdo each other in the ultimate game of soccer mom and dad showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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