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hermitcraft funny moments Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission

    CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2831 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

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    so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??

    if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

    so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Creaking Survival

    Creaking Survival
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2698
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Mines Excavated: 3906
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Crops Grown: 8729 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creaking SMP {Friendly, Cozy, Chill} {Hermitcraft-like} {Java & Bedrock} {Vanilla Survival} {Voicechat} {Longterm} {Hard difficulty} {Coreprotect – No Claims} {No Payments}

    Feature Description
    Friendly Community Play, make friends, and enjoy the game together!
    True Vanilla Survival Pure Minecraft survival, no invasive plugins or land claims.
    Active Multiplayer Tons of players online, always something exciting! Events, teams, Nations, Mayor of Spawn, cooperation and competition.
    No Pay-to-Win No payments, donations, or ranks—everyone’s on equal footing!
    New & Growing We’re building a great community. Join us and be part of the adventure!
    No fancy spawn Unless you build it! Everything is player-built in vanilla survival.
    Hard Difficulty Team with others to survive.
    Like Hermitcraft Bigger community, more fun! Express yourself and be inspired by the creativity of others.
    Java & Bedrock Play and make friends on any device!

    Creaking SMP is a vanilla survival Minecraft server with no plugins that affect gameplay and no payments. We do not allow stealing, griefing, or unwelcome PVP.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/creakingsmp

    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Creaking-SMP

    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mc.creaking.fun

    Server IP: mc.creaking.fun

    Java IP: mc.creaking.fun

    Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join with friends? Yes, you can join with your friends and play together on the server.
    Are there any rules against griefing? We do not allow griefing on our server. Respect other players’ builds.
    Is there voice chat available? Yes, voice chat is available for players to communicate with each other.
    Can I play on both Java and Bedrock? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
    Are there any payments required? No, there are no payments, donations, or ranks required to play on the server.

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  • EweCraft – Flock Hub 1.20.4

    EweCraft – Flock Hub 1.20.4
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5534
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this wacky Minecraft server where all the sheep vtubers and their friends hang out! We’ve got streamers like Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, and even SleepSheepASMR! And don’t forget about the friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR and MomokoNuihara!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have mostly JP streamers like HoshimiyaMeeple and Yoiyume_Fuwamu! Plus, we’ve got Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity all in one place!

    If you’re looking for a wild time with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy, then this is the server for you! Don’t miss out on the sheepy fun – join now!

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  • CancerCraftHouse choresLol

    CancerCraftHouse choresLol
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9043
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of doing all the heavy lifting in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we promise your partner will actually step up and help out! Just like this 41-year-old player who was diagnosed with Stage 2 creeper cancer and needed her 48-year-old hubby to pick up the slack. Don’t worry, we won’t make you fight off any mobs while undergoing chemotherapy, but we will make sure your partner pulls their weight in-game. So come join us and let’s see if your partner can handle the pressure of taking out the trash and landscaping while you focus on your health. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a trip to Minecraft Disney out of it!

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  • HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

    HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8293
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • SuperBowlersOnly

    SuperBowlersOnly
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9878
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 207 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

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  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6053
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9902 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.

    u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.

    plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.

    so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!

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  • PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails

    PharaohsVsTrump:GazaFails
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 559
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how Egypt is all like “nah fam, Trump’s plan for Gaza ain’t gonna fly”? well, guess what? they got this wild alternative plan that’s gonna blow ur mind! like, imagine a Minecraft server where u can build ur own pyramids and sphinxes and stuff, but with a twist – u gotta battle mobs of mummies and pharaohs to claim ur loot! it’s like Indiana Jones meets Fortnite, but in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to uncover hidden treasures and become the ultimate pharaoh of the server! Egypt may not have Trump’s plan, but they sure got a killer Minecraft alternative!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Broomstix

    Broomstix
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5673
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 311
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Java & Bedrock IP play.broomstix.net
    Default ports
    Discord server (w/ voice channels) https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features

    • Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
    • Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No grief
    • Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
    • In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
    • Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

    FAQ

    Q: Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions?

    A: Yes, the server allows for cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.

    Q: Are there any special features on this server?

    A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, protection stones for land claiming, and a bartering economy system, among other features.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server to ensure a positive and collaborative gameplay experience.

    Q: How can I interact with the community outside of the game?

    A: The server has Minecraft-Discord integration, allowing players to interact with the community through Discord even when they are not in the game.

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  • Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1

    Mystic Craft Realms 1.21.1
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4556
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3993 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner weirdo! We’ve got furries, cross dressers, scat porn enthusiasts, femboys, and all kinds of people with weird sexualities.

    It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.

    Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!

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