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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!
