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Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7685	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

#youtube, Alpa Chomps, appreciation, Beewee Crover, Chika Fujilisa, discussion, Dollie Hitsujida, Eira, EN streamers, essie, Friends, friendshaped, Hoshimiya Meeple, itsmoisi, JP streamers, Kotomi Snacks, Krumroll, Lisa, madness, Maru Nanamona, Meruru, Mintmai, NinoEgyn, Noena Yumeshiro, ohitsu_zi, parasi, Rhea Nevermore, rule, savehymn, Shear, Sheep, sheep vtubers, Sheeptuber, Sheeptubers, Sleep Sheep ASMR, sleepy, Streamers, Thread, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, twitch, VT, Vtuber, Wool, world, youho0411, Zenya Hima

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

StopKillingMePlz

activism, advocacy, animal rights, Awareness, Beyond, CHANGE, Community, ctrl+f, Impact, needs to be known, not highlighted, protest, social justice, stop violence, Stopkillinggames, Stopkillinggames.com, StopKillingMePlz, trying, Unity, video games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

4Kids Ruined Minecraft

4kids, addiction, Agreement, Anime, anime girl’s, Anons, controversy, culture, Development, Entertainment, influence, Mature, mature enough, Media, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, popularized, porn, ruined, West, wrong

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

madness, Manga, MAYHEM, Minecraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	2354	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

All, BlockyBalls69, cock tributes, cocks, doing.., Golf, kik, Minecraft, Mini, minigolf30, NL, Pay, Play, send pics, sendnudes, Server, Tribute

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Votes:	4922	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

abhorrence, battle, Behavior, blocky, Condemnation, Contempt, controversial, criticism, debate, disdain, disgust, Ethics, great debate, hatred, Humanity, judgment, Loathing, morality, PIXEL, Pundits, reprehensible, Royale.., society, universal reviled, VALUES

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

Adventure, Call, Call Me, consoles, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, GameRx, games, Gaming, Hospital, Interactive, mental health, Minecraft, mobile, morning, multiplayer, PC, Relaxation, Single player, stress relief, Technology, Therapy, Video, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

AUTHORITY, Choice, conformity, control, Crafting, CREEPERS, Dystopia, Escape, fear, freedom, Fun, futuristic, Government, hey, love, Manipulation, Oppression, power, Propaganda, Rebellion, Régime, society, speculative fiction, Surveillance, TotalCraft, totalitarian, tyranny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Australian-free, Brit, British, British accents, british culture, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british people, british slang, British society, British traditions, CREEPERS, Europe, Minecraft, new, no aussies, no nonces, nonces-free, tea, United Kingdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!