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Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	277	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6910	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	129	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1034	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	183	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	133280	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

day 4, dickies arena, esport, esports, Fort Worth, League, Minecraft, pro rocket league, RL, rl tournament, rlcs, rlcs 2024, rlcs championship, Rocket, rocket league, rocket league 2024, rocket league championship series, Rocket League tournament, Server, swiss round 3, swiss round 4, swiss round 5, texas, World Championship, worlds

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	7636
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.