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DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

Break, care of them, DaddyDaycare, Daughters, going to, going to leave, guys, hey, Kids, Leave, leave daughters, leave my daughters, long trail, Minecraft, OK, please, please take care, Quick, quickly, really quickly, Server, tags, take care, take care of them, V, with you guys

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6835	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Emeralds Found:	5104
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crops Grown:	9240	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	7082
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	863959	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Items Found:	1182
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4330	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Farms Harvested:	318
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1837	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!