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LordMiles’ War on ISIS Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9220	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the epic battle between British YouTuber Lord Miles and ISIS, as he declares war on them and pledges allegiance to the Taliban… in Minecraft! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and help Lord Miles defeat the evil forces of terrorism with the power of pixelated blocks. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and politically charged? Join now for a virtual war like no other!

Blame Minecraft SMP for my wife’s affair with my dad

adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, Blame, Cheating, cia, Conspiracy, controversial, controversial relationships, dad, Deception, disabled people, family drama, Family issues, Father, government agency, Infidelity, Marital Problems, Minecraft, scandal, scandalous behavior, Secrets, smp, Son, Wifes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	101
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to escape the chaos of real life, where the CIA is causing marital problems that even Jerry Springer couldn’t handle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.

Nightmared Network

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Trading Sell Wands SMP Plugins Quality-of-life Exploration Updates Map Dimensions Features Trading Economy Fun Community Adventure Challenges Quests Events Minigames

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	544	Players Killed by Monsters:	4853
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Explore Our Optimized Server!

Dive into our brand-new season packed with exciting features and a massive 80,000 x 80,000 block map across all dimensions—Overworld, Nether, and End. Our expanded Survival Spawn offers plenty to explore, with even more updates coming soon!

New Features Include: – /trade command for easy trading – Sell Wands now available – Fresh ways to earn on the SMP – New plugins and quality-of-life improvements

Join now to experience it all! Don’t miss out!

nightmared.xyz

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Ratings, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Votes:	3949	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAW.SKYBARS.NET

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

booru, Craft, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, General link compilation, IDW Release Dates, Mephiles, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Previous thread, Server, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, thread theme, Transformers Crossover

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server, where we discuss everything Sonic-related! Join us for epic discussions about Sonic games, comics, and even crazy crossovers like Sonic x DC Comics and Transformers!

Our server is so fast-paced, it’ll make Sonic himself jealous! We have exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming Sonic releases and even a special Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet to help you level up your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is so cool, it has its own booru for Sonic fan art, a cytube for watching Sonic videos together, and even a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic-themed pixel art!

So come join us at the Sonic the Hedgehog General server and let’s speed through the world of Sonic together! Gotta go fast, gotta join this server!

Bet On Who’s Getting Fired Minecraft SMP

Bet.., BETTING, betting pool, career uncertainty, corporate gossip, downsizing, employment jeopardy, FIRED, job insecurity, job loss, job security, Job Termination, Layoffs, Minecraft, office betting, office politics, pink slip, smp, speculation, staff changes, Termination, uncertain future, Whos, workplace drama

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a reality TV show, but in block form. Every week, one player gets “fired” from the server in the most ridiculous ways possible. Will it be the guy who accidentally built a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle? Or maybe the girl who keeps trying to ride a pig into battle? Place your bets now and watch the chaos unfold! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life.

Cheer Up Minecraft Server

acceptance, cheer, cheer up, coping, dark humor, dead soon, death, emotions, encouragement, feeling, humor, Life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, optimism, perspective, positivity, resilience, self-care, Server, Support, wellbeing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2333	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the impending doom of our inevitable demise! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible before we all kick the bucket. Build extravagant monuments to celebrate the fleeting nature of life, engage in epic battles with other players to prove your worth before the end times, and most importantly, remember to always keep a smile on your face because hey, we’ll all be dead soon anyway! So why not make the most of it on our server? Join now and let’s laugh our way to the apocalypse together!

Vibe Games Minecraft SMP

Adventure, console, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, role playing, simulation, Single player, smp, strategy, VIBE, video games

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	800832	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond encrusted potato of power.

Our community is filled with players who have survived being chased by creepers riding on llamas and have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until your voice gives out, and mine until your pickaxe breaks, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

mcbegedis.lt

Active, atmosphere, Community, community-driven, Economy, Events, Friendly, Gaming, innovation, JOINING, KitPvP, Lithuanian, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Popular, PROFESSIONAL, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, TEAM, Updates, Welcoming

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

MCBEGEDIS.LT – Lithuanian Minecraft Server! Innovative and easy to understand for everyone. The main goal of the project is to unite a large, friendly, and active Minecraft player community in one place! You might be interested in our various events, warm and welcoming atmosphere, active and professional team, and frequent updates. If we’ve caught your attention, we invite you to join us!

box.mcbegedis.lt

Anti Sakura Copy Minecraft Server

Anti, anti-Sakura, arrogancy, Character building, character plot, Copy, emotionally vulnerable, fully developed characters, gege, gender quotas, Gojo, independent, jjk universe, Manga, MEGUMI, Minecraft, Nobara, Original Character, sakura, Server, short temper, sukuna, supporting characters, Trauma, Trio, Yuuji

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	4401
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4736
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted and unpredictable as Nobara’s character development? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like Nobara’s inconsistent personality traits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going to happen next, just like when Nobara randomly pops back into the story after we thought she was gone for good. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

Plus, who doesn’t love a good plot twist? Just when you think you have it all figured out, we’ll throw a curveball at you that will leave you scratching your head, just like when Nobara’s character arc took a bizarre turn that no one saw coming.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a newfound appreciation for the unexpected, just like how we all learned to love to hate Nobara.