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HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	739
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Farms Harvested:	786
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

Communication, compromise, DadTherapySwapOrImMute, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Therapy, Father & Son Relationships, individual autonomy., mother’s day, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Therapy, therapy challenges, therapy goals, therapy outcomes, therapy progress, therapy resistance, therapy sessions

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

beneficial, Happiness, happiness boost, improved life, Investment, life changing, life improvement, LifeImprovement, lifestyle upgrade, long-term benefit, Minecraft, personal growth, positive impact, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self improvement, self-care, smart buy, smp, value for money, well-being, worth it

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Potions Brewed:	139	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

FetishCraft

bizarre fetish, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic interests, fetishistic tendencies, kink, Kinky, odd fetish, offbeat fetish, peculiar fetish, quirky fetish, strange fetish, uncommon fetish, unconventional fetish, unique fetish, unusual fetish, unusual kink, weird fetish

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyComrades

activism, CraftyComrades, Defence Ministry, demonstration, family, freedom of speech, Government, injustice, Military, mobilised soldiers, Pray, protest, protest movement, RIGHTS, russia, Russian, social change, solidarity, Stay home, Support, Wives

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

Awareness, Brain, brain damage, Combat Sport, concussion, Damage, DOCTORS, Edition, Fighting, health, Hit, impaired movement, madness, millions, participants, Popularity, research, Safety, signs, slap, slap fighting, sports, study, vacant stare, worry

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!