getting punched – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP
Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update
Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.
Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.
And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

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SisterSneakAttackMC
arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.
Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?
So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

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RetroThreadsRevived
60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style
Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?
So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

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AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft
animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

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2Players2Losers
Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!
Invite your friends!
2p2l.hopto.org:25851

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Dovedale Network
1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server
Bedwars & SMP server with powerful dedicated servers! Come and play our server today and experience low – latency PvP like never before! Similarly, since the server has a low playercount it can be an exclusive super-fast server for you & your friends!
– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)
mc.dovedale.wiki

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Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server
action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties
16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

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