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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6269	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Players Killed by Monsters:	9473
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Votes:	4893
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!