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SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mines Excavated:	3265
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1940	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4909	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6968
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.