Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain vanilla? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious moments.
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be diving headfirst into the craziest debates like why one man in a homosexual relationship ends up acting like the “woman” and the other like the “man”. We’ll have you scratching your head and laughing out loud as you try to figure out the mysteries of human relationships in the most unexpected way possible.
Join us if you’re ready to challenge your mind and have a blast with like-minded players who aren’t afraid to tackle the most bizarre topics. Who knows, you might just end up finding the answer to life’s biggest questions while building your dream world in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!
Welcome to our InsanityCraftserver, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!
When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.
But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.
So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢
🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪
💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪
Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮
i’m not delusional. I know full well that even a perfect server will not force you to join every waking moment of your life. Despite this truth being known, I attempted to create an environment which at least rewards players who are willing to commit themselves to the grind. Free ranks, monthly goals, among other things will be rewarded to whoever wants to put in the work, with an established foundation in the form of years worth of community, integrations like a discord relay, and a firm commitment never to be P2W, will hopefully create an inviting atmosphere for you to join us.
oCraft SMP is a mostly-vanilla (McMMO and some quality of life plugins) 1.19 java server looking for new players of all ages. While we were originally a small server of close friends, we are looking to expand our Minecraft family to become the best community we can!
Our rules are simple: Treat others as you’d like to be treated; don’t be a jerk.
Features: Unbreakable Gear, Jobs and a player based economy, McMMO, Silk touch spawners, Armored Elytra, Epic Hoppers, Magic Carpet, and more!
Welcome to Unonics.eu!
Unonics.eu is currently online in version 1.19. You are also welcome to play on our server. On Unonics.eu, Anarchy! Grief and destruction are allowed, after all we are on a PvP, freebuild, survival server. There are no real rules!
We as admins/moderators do not intervene in the game and let everything run its course.
We offer you many different functions and plugins. These include, among others:
/Sethome – with this command you can set a location to which you can teleport back at any time using /home.
/tpa – to teleport you to other players.
/msg – this command allows you to send private messages to other players.
/vote – vote for us and you will receive a cookie
Our server Unonics.eu is unique, with a fun community. On our server the fun is at the forefront! If you have any suggestions for improvement, please feel free to let us know. So how does that sound to you?
Just find out if this server is for you and join us!
Welcome to CloudCraft! Tervetuloa CloudCraftiin! Velkommen til CloudCraft! We’re a small survival server, themed around the Nordic countries – where we value community above everything else.
Our server is almost 8 years old: running from back in 2014, we know how to create a community and environment where friendship comes before everything else. We’re not a big server, and we’re going to keep it that way – a smaller playerbase means everyone knows each other, and everyone is friends!
We have a community full of native Nordic players, avid language-learners, and other people from all around the globe.
CloudCraft’s biomes are hand-made to feel like the real-life terrain in Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Åland and Greenland – one of the things that makes the server so comfy to be a part of! It feels just like home!
We’re not a pay-to-win server – most of the things you need to pay for on other servers are free to have on CloudCraft, without money or time: no PvP, keep-inventory, warps, unlimited homes, unlimited claim blocks and more!
We’re totally looking forward to greeting you with an extremely warm CC welcome. It might take a while to start blending in with everyone, but once you do, you’ve just found a small group of people who will love you as one of their own. See you soon! <3
PS. Our players only play during afternoon hours in Europe, and we’re mostly all kids and have school to go – if there’s nobody online, join our Discord so you can check when we hop on!
We invite you to the first DayZ server in the CIS without mods. We offer a unique gaming experience where you can experience the real apocalypse and survival in the zombie world. Our server runs on a custom plugin, which makes it special and unique.
Old school factions server on the Dosaga Minecraft Network. MCMMO enabled for long term progression. Upstanding active players may be recognized and invited to the whitelisted SMP server. More to come in the future to likely include skyblock and hunger games. Join the discord server for more information using https://discord.dosaga.com
Build a base and fight for the top!
Be careful! too many deaths will make your base raidable!
-Watch out for moles! Be sure to only invite people you trust to your team!
INSIDING IS ALLOWED!
