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Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

add-ons, alterations, changes, Customization, Enhancements, Game, gameplay, improve, IMPROVEMENTS, madness, Minecraft, modifications, Mods, Modtastic, Overrated, Tweaks, Upgrades, Vanilla, video game

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	194
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

collectors, console, digital downloads, favorite games, future of gaming, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, Join, limited edition, marketplace, Nostalgia, online store, Party, physical copies, Prices, retro gaming, Shutdown, Skyrocket, video games, Xbox, xbox 360

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Anon’s Blocky Adventures: ‘Did you rike the game, /v/?’

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	6571

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most insane, most ridiculous server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on!

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall off your minecart.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

$70Craft: Worth Every Penny or Nah? LOL

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2589
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	1381	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Our virtual world is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous!

And get this – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. You’ll be building castles in the sky and riding pigs into battle like a boss!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, it’s worth every penny of that $70 you spent on the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

AwkwardCraft, BLOCK, childhood trauma, communication difficulties, coping mechanisms, dismissive parenting, emotional intelligence, emotional neglect, Emotional support, Game, homeschooling, ISOLATION, lack of socialization, long-term effects, mental health, parental invalidation, peer relationships, self-esteem issues, social development, Social Skills, socially, socially stunted, stunted, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Holy Grails Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

coping mechanisms, counseling, Crafty, culture, depression, Game, Hope, killing, medication, mental health, mental illness, perseverance, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, society, squad, stigma, SUICIDE, support systems, Survival, Taboos, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4445
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

2D, Adventure, brothers, Characters, Childhood, classic, Edition, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, iconic, Mario, MAYHEM, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, Nostalgia, platformer, Retro, Super Mario, Twins, video game

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	91	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1924	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	541	New Chunks Explored:	77546
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	19

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1648	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	3504

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2741
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!