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GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6121	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	157
Crops Grown:	8979	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6998	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	2421

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.

BreadCraft: Rise of DoughCivilization

agriculture, ancient world, anthropology, archaeology, bread dough, BreadCraft, Civilisation, civilization origins, DoughCivilization, Evolution, Farming, Food, History, human development, international study, pasta wheat, Rise, SETTLEMENT, Societies, southern Caspian, transformation, Weed, wheat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder how bread dough changed the game for humanity? Well, on our server, we take that shizz to a whole new level! Join us and witness the epic saga of how bread wheat turned some ancient peeps into straight-up farmers and builders, yo! It’s like a mix of ancient history and carb-loading, all in one crazy Minecraft world. Plus, we got pasta wheat and weed crossing like it’s nobody’s business in the southern Caspian. So come on down and see how bread dough gave rise to civilisation, one block at a time! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftyMobArena: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

character mastery, Competitive Gaming, competitive play, complexity, CraftyMobArena, Decision making, esports, fighting games, game knowledge, Game Mechanics, Gaming Community, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA vs fighting games, MOBAS, player skill, Server, skill, skill ceiling, strategy, street fighter, Tekken, Ultimate

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Animals Bred:	43	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that requires the same level of skill as mastering multiple fighting games at once? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your Bsc in EE brain power by strategizing like a pro in our epic battles.

Forget about being Ultra gold in Jive or mastering SF6, on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior with skills that even Shinryu in Kekken 8 would envy. And if you think Iron 4 in LoL is impressive, just wait until you conquer our challenges with dishonest Renekton by your side.

With complex gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a vortex, our server is the perfect place for those who crave a challenge. So come join us and show off your skills in a world where creativity and strategy reign supreme. Who needs punishes and reads when you can dominate with pure G power?