| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 853 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 280 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Votes: | 6477 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 118 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9371 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7621 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4327 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 233 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6265 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 287 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8621 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 8573 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7029 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4213 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
