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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2589 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 353 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!
