Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and the title of Chicken Slayer.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the depths of the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your face twisted into unimaginable shapes along the way!
Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.
And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving zombies. Or team up with your friends to take on the mighty Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like Creeper High Jump and Enderman Synchronized Swimming. Just be sure to bring your blast-proof armor!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a stray Creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a potato if you ask nicely.
so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit like a creeper on fire. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness. but who’s allergic to awesomeness, amirite?
We have pixelated women from all corners of the Minecraft world, and it’s up to you to guess where they’re from based on their blocky features. Can you tell if that blocky babe is from the Desert Biome or the Snowy Tundra?
Join now for a chance to win amazing prizes like enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare mob spawners. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind these mysterious Minecraft women. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Our server is like a virtual soap opera where you can relive all the drama of your past friendships. Did your ex best friend steal your diamonds and betray you? Well, now is your chance to get revenge in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of TNT and blowing it up!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Build a replica of your ex best friend’s house and watch as they try to sabotage it with lava and creepers. It’s a battle of wits and creativity that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new best friends along the way (just don’t steal their diamonds).
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.
Server Specs:
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with talking cows who tell the best jokes in the galaxy.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to compliment the llamas on their impeccable taste in pixelated spouses. 😉
Join us for our Moonfire Faire event, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic PvP battles or team up to take on the toughest mobs in the game. And don’t forget to attend our meetups, where you can meet fellow players and participate in wacky activities like the Monty Python’s Life of Brian reenactment or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and content, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, we have resources, free companies, and linkshells to help you on your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Under the Nightly Sky Edition and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
Join us and experience the wild adventures of a family-only wedding in Minecraft! Just like the OP, you can navigate through the chaos of family members ganging up on you for not inviting your sister’s new girlfriend to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a block of obsidian, or cave in to the pressure like a weak wooden plank?
With divorced parents, step-parents, and a fiancé caught in the middle, this server is filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who causes even more drama?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of family dynamics in Minecraft like never before. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and let the drama unfold!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can set your own boundaries and have them actually respected – unlike some nosy neighbors who think babies don’t get a choice.
Our server is a safe haven where you can play carefree and not worry about being chased down by anyone trying to pick you up against your will.
So if you’re tired of drama-filled neighbors and want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted interference, then hop on over to our server! Just remember, no peekaboo chases allowed here – unless it’s with consent, of course. 😉
Join our server and you’ll be feelin’ like a brand new person, thanks to our secret ingredient: Vitamin D! That’s right, we sprinkle that stuff on everything, and let me tell ya, it works wonders. Your metabolic parameters will be off the charts, and you’ll be runnin’ around like a crazy person in no time.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special events every week, like the Great Creeper Dance-Off and the Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant. Plus, our staff is the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. They’ll make sure you have the time of your life, even if it means sacrificing a few chickens along the way.
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server today and start livin’ your best Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server that offers free Vitamin D supplements? It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions.
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