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CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

Chinese, CraftyCreeperz, Evil, Fags, freedom, hate, INTERESTING, lols, look, Meet, MODERN, Newsom, notorious, pattern, patterns, political figures, politicians, Rarity, right wing, Schwarzenegger, White

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Towns Built:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	100
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

AUTHORITY, Chaos, control, Corruption, Dystopia, Evil, Government, Humanity, injustice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Minions, Oppression, power, reason, Rebellion, resistance, revolt, Server, society, SURVIVE, the system, totalitarianism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9654	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3603
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

bad girls, blocks, dangerous women, dark personalities, deceitful women, Evil, evil characters, evil girls, evil women, EvilGamerGals, female antagonists, female evildoers, female villains, female wrongdoers, femme fatales, Girls, malicious girls, Minecraft, morally corrupt females, rule, Server, sinister females, sinister seductresses, twisted females, villainous women, wicked ladies, wicked women, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

Affection, anger, BROKEN, CraftyQueens, CREEPERS, emotional trauma, Evil, hatred, healing, Insecurity, ladies, Loneliness, Misogyny, Respect, self love, self reflection, Therapy, toxic masculinity, unreachable, warmth, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2967

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers aren’t as evil as Hamas

anti-semitism, arent, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, CREEPERS, Evil, extremism, gaza, global security, Hamas, human rights violations, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Political unrest, pure evil, Radicalism, religious extremism, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1693	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and help us defeat the evil forces of Hamas who have taken over the virtual world of Minecraft.

But be warned, Hamas is not your typical Minecraft enemy. They have enchanted weapons, flying pigs, and even a secret base hidden in the Nether realm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can take them down and restore peace to our blocky world.

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate Hamas slayer and become a legend in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show Hamas who’s boss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms trade, Conflict, Euromaidan Press, expert analysis, Frontline, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military intervention, Military Supplies, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean exports, russia, russian military, security threats, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian crisis, War, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a kardashian family reunion! we got more explosions than north korea supplying russia’s ammo for a war against ukraine! you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell! join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and maybe even a few creepers blowing up your house! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4261	Farms Harvested:	940
Love Letters Sent:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives

biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Infinity Stones Found:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

The Ghetto

1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP	172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

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Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.

This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.

💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!

Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	5700
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!

We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.

You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.

Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?

Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!

GrowCraft Minecraft Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, forgiveness, GrowCraft, guest etiquette, house rules, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepmom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	396914	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DadDogDuelCraft

Apology, apology needed, casual competitive eater, Communication, Competition, DadDogDuelCraft, Ego, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food festival, gift card, Hot dog eating contest, hurt feelings, Masculinity, misunderstanding, sibling rivalry, special shirt, tech retail store, tradition, winning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	259
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	132
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).

Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.

So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

BarJokez Minecraft SMP

amusing, bar joke, bar scene, BarJokez, classic joke, Clever, comedy, drinking joke, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, joke telling, Laughter, light-hearted, Minecraft, one liner, pun, smp, Social Interaction, walked into a bar, Witty

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyBorderPatrol

Accountability, America, arrest, border control, companies, corporate responsibility, CraftyBorderPatrol, criminal charges, Encourage, ethical business practices, Exploitation, government intervention., human trafficking, illegal activity, Illegal immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Justice, law enforcement, Owners, undocumented workers

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	172	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!