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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6614 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 327 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7190 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.
Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!