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MommaDramaGoneHospital

Boundaries, caregiving, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, GRIEVING, Hospital, ICU, love, Marriage, MommaDramaGoneHospital, mother-in-law, partner, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2202
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where you make the rules!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream engagement ring out of diamond blocks, without any interference from your partner’s mom. No more being told when you can cry or how you should feel – on our server, emotions run wild and free!

Join us and create a virtual ICU where you can stay by your partner’s side 24/7, no family drama allowed. Build a fortress to protect your love from any unwanted visitors, and fight off any intruders who try to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server now and build a world where you can be the hero of your own love story, without any interference from pesky in-laws. Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

YankeeCraft: Reboot USA!

America, AMERICANS, CHANGE, citizenship, Community, Country, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Politics, question.., Reboot, reddit, Reset, reset button, restart, society, Switch, united states, Usa, YankeeCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of dealing with glitches and bugs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of America and start fresh in a pixelated paradise! Our server is so amazing, even the creepers are friendlier than your annoying neighbors. Plus, our virtual healthcare system is top-notch – just eat a golden apple and you’ll be good as new! So come on over and hit that respawn button on your life – it’s time for a reboot, baby!

CraftySpyMC

app security, Claims, consumer protection, CraftySpyMC, Cyber Security, dangerous malware, data breach, data privacy, digital privacy, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, mobile app, online shopping, personal information, privacy invasion, Shopping app, Spying, technology lawsuit, Temu, texts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	35	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, do i have the server for you! this server is so epic, it’s like a shopping app that is actually dangerous malware, spying on all your texts! but, like, in a good way, you know?

when you join this server, you will be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly. literally, pigs with wings. it’s insane! you can build the craziest structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

but that’s not all! on this server, you can also battle evil mobs that are actually just misunderstood creatures who want to be your friends. you can team up with them to take down the real villains, like the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the world.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

PiCraft1776

1776, 314, America, american revolution, colonies, DECLARATION, founding fathers, freedom, Great Britain, History, INDEPENDENCE, July 4th, Liberty, Math, patriotism, permutations, pi, PiCraft1776, revolution, thirteen colonies, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our epic Minecraft server where the numbers are wild and the math is off the charts! Did you know that if you add up all the possible combos of 314 (3,14 – π), you get 1776? That’s the same year when the US was like “peace out, Britain, we’re doing our own thing now!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Albert Einstein would be like “whoa, that’s some crazy shiz.” We’ve got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into gold.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

AloeCraft: Ulcer Relief Server

aloe vera, aloe vera benefits, AloeCraft, Alternative Medicine, Digestive health, duodenal ulcers, Effective, gastrointestinal health, healing properties, herbal medicine, holistic healing, medicinal plants, natural remedy, plant-based medicine, Relief, Server, stomach issues, stomach ulcers, study, Treatment, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer relief, ulcer treatment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so like, u know how u get those pesky stomach ulcers from stress and stuff? well, guess what? this server has aloe vera everywhere, so u can just like, munch on some leaves and BAM! no more ulcers! plus, the duodenal ulcers? yeah, those are like, so last season on this server. join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles FOREVER!

Collective Lifesteal SMP

Collective Lifesteal SMP, Discord, Friends, hackers, LifeSteal, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Simple minecraft lifesteal smp, you can play with all your friends. TO get whitelisted however you do have to join the discord (It’s just a security measure because there were too many hackers)

CollectiveSMP.cappuccino-scripts.org

DexturCross 1.18.1 Minecraft server

1.18.1, convenient, DexturCross, Minecraft, responsive administration, Server, Waiting For You

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

The most convenient server with responsive administration. Come to us, we are waiting for you 🙂

66.59.209.214

AlienInvadersMC Server

#youtube, AlienInvadersMC, Amanogawa Shiina, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Links, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come to play! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine building your own virtual world alongside Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko. These virtual superstars will guide you through the most insane Minecraft quests you’ve ever experienced.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima, Sayu Sincronisity, Kawaii, Idol Corp, Yubicraft, V4Mirai, PixelLink, and many more. It’s a virtual party that never ends!

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the madness begin. Build, explore, and survive with the craziest crew in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

LoyalCraft Minecraft Server

cheating partner, communication problems, dominant guys, finding the truth, Infidelity, kik message, LoyalCraft, loyalty test, loyalty test advice, loyalty test help, Minecraft, privacy concerns, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship help, relationship problems, relationship support, secretive behavior, Server, suspicious behavior, text messages, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of your girl being sneaky with her texts? Need a dominant guy to help you out? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our players have a knack for uncovering secrets, whether it’s hidden treasure or shady text messages. Join us and let’s get to the bottom of this mystery together! Just message Jasoncapernick94 on Kik for more info. Let’s save your relationship…or at least have some laughs along the way!

InLawCraftVacayNoMore

Accommodation, arguments, Attention, broken bathroom, bunk bed, cleaning, communal bathrooms, concern, Divorce, Drama, family dynamics, family vacations, in-laws, InLawCraftVacayNoMore, king sized beds, mother-in-law, sister-in-law, stepson, Tension, vacation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	941453
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring family vacations where drama takes center stage? Join our Minecraft server for a truly wild and drama-free experience! No broken bathrooms, no screaming matches, and definitely no in-laws forcing their family drama on you.

On our server, you’ll never have to clean up after anyone else’s mess or deal with awkward family dynamics. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends.

Say goodbye to awkward vacations and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the family drama behind – you deserve a break from all that chaos!