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Doom I don’t like this Minecraft Servers

  • DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem

    DormCraft SMP: No Kitchen No Problem
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 806
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchantments Applied: 142
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dorm with no kitchen and only two microwaves? Do you feel like your diet life is doomed? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a virtual kitchen with unlimited food options! You can cook up a feast fit for a king without even lifting a finger (except to press the right buttons on your keyboard, of course). Join us and say goodbye to sad microwave meals forever! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers. Don’t miss out on the culinary adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBraNoProbsMC

    NoBraNoProbsMC
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 2130
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mines Excavated: 2740
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can dress however you want – even in your comfy baggy t-shirt and boy shorts without a bra! We embrace all levels of comfort here, whether it’s lounging around or doing housework in style.

    Join us and experience the freedom of expressing yourself through your attire, just like our fearless leader who rocks the braless look with confidence. Who needs a bra when you have the power of creativity and comfort on your side?

    Don’t worry about potential awkwardness, because on this server, we celebrate individuality and personal comfort above all else. Embrace your true self and let your fashion choices run wild – after all, who needs a shirt when you can be shirtless like our fearless leader’s friends?

    So come on in, leave your bras at the door, and let’s build a world where comfort and self-expression reign supreme. Just remember to close the door when changing – we may be wild, but we still have some decency!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCensorMCServ

    CraftyCensorMCServ
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 8708
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crops Grown: 7903
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server, where we have NO RULES except for one: you must build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn. why, you ask? well, because the chicken gods demand it! legend has it that if you don’t build the chicken statue, your crops will wither and your diamonds will turn into dirt. don’t risk it, join our server now and start worshipping the almighty chicken!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of players who have formed a cult dedicated to worshiping the elusive cow queen. they say she grants wishes to those who bring her offerings of golden apples and emeralds. will you join the chicken worshippers or the cow cult? the choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of your minecraft world depends on it.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players’ houses? it’s all in good fun though, right? join us now and see if you can survive the wrath of the ghost creeper while also trying to appease the chicken gods and cow queen. good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!

    KidneyCraft: DM for O- Blood!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1457
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the players are so desperate for diamonds they’re selling their kidneys on social media! Blood type O only, DM for details! Who needs kidneys when you can have all the diamonds you want in our server? Join now for a kidney-licious adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!

    ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4155
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Zombie Dances: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!

    join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.

    but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!

    so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

    ThreadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2503
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1626 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty

    Minecraft SMP – /dft/ – Discord Fappy Crafty
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6328
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Enchantments Applied: 57
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Alien Abductions: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – the Discord Fappy Talky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous conversations about your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

    Our server is named after the legendary player Danimaru, who once built a giant statue of a… well, let’s just say it was NSFW. But hey, that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    Need a break from all the building and fighting? No problem! Just head over to our designated “jerk off” area where you can relax and unwind while discussing your favorite adult content with fellow players.

    So why join /dft/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that combines building, battling, and… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons

    TransCraft: Kid-Friendly Gender Lessons
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 2872
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Ores Mined: 1484 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Crops Grown: 5910 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as accepting as a rainbow llama? Well, look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world with blocks that are more colorful than a unicorn’s mane. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, everyone is welcome here!

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Plus, we have a strict no-scissors policy, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected haircuts while playing.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! And remember, on our server, everyone is free to be whoever they want to be, even if that means being a blocky little boy in a pixelated world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1

    Lunar Loonies Vanilla 1.21.1
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 4188
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 287 Dragon Eggs Found: 4850
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. Hope to see you there!

    Server Information:

    IP moonbat.ddns.net
    Version 1.21.1

    FAQs:

    Q: What type of servers are available on Moonbat Minecraft?

    A: Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP.

    Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP servers?

    A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

    Q: How often does the server get updated?

    A: We actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

    Q: Do you run player events on the server?

    A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards for participants.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Banhammered Minecraft Server

    Banhammered Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7637
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us as we embark on the epic journey of the great buckbreaking of the favelamonkeys! Witness the showdown between banned Brazilians and savage Indians on 4chan as they battle it out in the ultimate Minecraft showdown.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From riding pigs into battle to building giant monuments made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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