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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 485 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Votes: | 2173 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!