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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6356 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 783 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!