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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 153 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
