Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, outrageous reasons to stay, and of course, plenty of epic gains to be had. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime…or at least until the next server update.
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Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and His Pet Creeper
Adventures, blocky, creeper, Decision making, discipline, emotions, Experience, financial decisions, hindsight, investing, investing psychology, learning, market trends, McBlockface, missed opportunities, patience, pet, profit, regret, Risk, self-control, selling early, steve, stock market, strategy, TradingAre you tired of missing out on epic gains in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of selling early and never regretting it…except for that one time when it did a measly 2x after you sold. But hey, that’s just a minor setback in the grand scheme of things! -
Blocktopia: ‘IT’S OVER’ – Where Creepers Cry and Diamonds Fly!
acceptance, blocktopia, Breakup, chose flayon over blacks, Closure, CREEPERS, cry, Decision making, diamonds, difficult choices, emotional turmoil, end of an era, Fly, healing, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Love Lost, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, starting overAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old blocky houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, say goodbye to the normies and join our server where we have chosen flayon over blacks! Why, you ask? Because flayon is the superior color for building epic castles and pixel art that will make your friends green with envy.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that on our server, if you find the legendary flayon diamond, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cake? You got it. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and witness the end of an era as we embrace the power of flayon over blacks. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Cash Cows: Where $40 Can Buy You a Whole Lot of Blocks!
blocks, budgeting, budgeting strategies, budgeting tips, Buy, Cash, Cows, Crafty, Decision making, finances, Financial Advice, financial decisions, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Investment, LOT, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, saving money, shopping, SPENDING, spending habits, wealth managementAre you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like food and bills? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $40 into a virtual empire of diamond blocks and gold-plated creepers!On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and even ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And the best part? All of this can be yours for the low, low price of $40!
So say goodbye to boring real-life expenses and hello to a world of infinite possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful player in the land. Trust us, your wallet will thank you (even if your parents won’t).
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HellBreakCraft – Where breaking up is just another block to mine!
BLOCK, break up, BREAKING, Commitment, Communication, Decision making, emotional connection, ethical considerations, friendship, Girlfriend, Guilt, Hell, HellBreakCraft, Intimacy, love, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, religious beliefs, self reflection, sexual desire, spiritual consequencesAre you tired of boring old relationships and looking for some spicy drama in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and break up with your in-game girlfriend for the most ridiculous reasons imaginable. Maybe she built a house that was two blocks off-center, or she accidentally killed your virtual pet pig. The possibilities are endless! Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole server full of friends to play with? So come join us and let the drama unfold! -
Blocky Banter
Analysis, banter, BELIEF, blocky, Certainty, confusion, contemplation, conviction, Decision making, doubt, introspection, Is he right, pondering, Questioning, Reassurance, Reflection, second guessing, skepticism, Trust, Truth, uncertainty, validationAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bacon, and a dance party with creepers! Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of llama wrangling and our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! -
Pump-n-Dump Craft: Where we mine less and laugh more!
Analysis, comparison, Craft, cryptocurrency, Decision making, Doge, DUMPS, finance, hindsight, Investments, LAUGH, Loss, market, Pepe, profit, PumpnDump, PUMPS, regret, speculation, Switch, Trading, trends, volatilityAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of rainbow unicorn horns, ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, and build a house out of literal cheese blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party instead of exploding!
And if you think our server is just for regular players, think again! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for buckets of llama spit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve bartered with a llama in a top hat.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
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Crafty Rejects: Where even Man City players find a home in Minecraft!
athletes, BOUGHT, city, club, Crafty, Decision making, Disappointment, failed signings, Find, Flops, football, gjesus, home, man, man city rejects, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Players, premier league, rejected players, rejects, sanewhy, Soccer, sports, Sterling, TEAM, Transfer, zinchenkoAre you tired of playing on servers filled with rejects and flops? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We’ve got gjesus, sterling, zinchenko, and sanewhy all hanging out and causing chaos. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become the next reject to join our crazy crew! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! -
DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuseAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs โ we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!
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BlockyBattles
anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problemsAre you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiyso, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.
also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.
so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.
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UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, Warhaha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic! -
SevTech ModArchy
Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, VanillaBorn 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.
SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.
High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.
Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages
Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers
45.143.197.68:25570
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ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!
{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโany donations we receive go entirely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
๐ Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! ๐ซ Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. ๐ Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. ๐ Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. ๐ค Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. ๐ฎ Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! Our Features:
๐ Permanent World All builds are kept forever ๐ Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means ๐พ Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight ๐ก Land Claim Protect all your precious builds ๐ช McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency ๐ฐ Strong Economy Thriving player economy ๐ Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards ๐ Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard ๐ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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Cash Money Minecraft SMP
200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth buildingAre you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible! -
NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, StudentsWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.
So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.
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CraftyRejects
10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for meHave you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!