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Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Animals Bred:	63
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Crops Grown:	8859	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	284	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9937
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

Allowed, AVOID, AvoidChuubasMC, Chuubas, Community, content creators, digital influencers, Entertainment, Fandom, internet celebrities, livestreamers, online entertainers, online personalities, reasons, Recommendations, streaming, valid, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1987
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Backlash, bioware, Biowares, blocky, Bois, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, demise, Diversity, Ethics, fan base, game development, gaming industry, inclusiveness, Inclusivity, industry trends, Minecraft, narrative design, Political Correctness, representation, social justice, storytelling, video games, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	7011
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3093	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!