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Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Villages Defended:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9385	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Votes:	8086
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Votes:	2395

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.