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[Seamless Cross-Play], [Strategic Play], agility, balance, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Conquer, Crafting, ELEMENTS, Gear, Harmony, Legacy, mystical, power, PvE, PvP, Resources, Role, server details, Towers, Treasures

Nexus Wars Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP Address	play.mcblockclub.com port: 25720
Version	1.20.6+
Status	Early Access—join now and shape the future of this legendary game mode!
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

What are the Four Legendary Clans in Nexus Wars?

Antler: The embodiment of resilience.
Fin: Masters of balance.
Fang: Unleashing raw power.
Talon: Swift and cunning.

What makes Nexus Wars special?

Resource Deposits: Explore the map to gather mystical materials for crafting custom weapons and armor.
Slime Towers: Protect your sacred grounds with magical towers.
Archetypes: Choose your role as Edge, Surge, or Impact.

How can I begin my journey in Nexus Wars?

Pick Your Clan: Embrace the legacy of Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon.
Gather Resources: Collect scattered treasures across the battlefield.
Forge Your Power: Craft custom gear to unlock your clan’s true potential.
Defend and Conquer: Protect your Nexus while claiming victory for your clan.

Shonen Oasis Minecraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, anime casuals, Characters, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, genre, Magical Girl, Mecha, Minecraft, Oasis, Plot, Popular, Preferences, SHONEN, storytelling, television, trends, watching habits

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate weeb paradise! We got more anime references than a Naruto filler episode, I’m talking mecha, magical girls, and even those weird slice-of-life ones where nothing happens but it’s still somehow entertaining.

You’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers while shouting out your favorite anime quotes with your fellow otaku comrades. Plus, our pixel art game is so on point, it’s like Studio Ghibli and Minecraft had a love child.

Don’t be a shonen scrub, come join us and expand your anime horizons in the most epic way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

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PossessionCraft Minecraft Server

50/50 split, arguments, bills, Communication, couples therapy, ENGAGEMENT, essential furniture, food budget, Furniture, hobbies, joint ownership, luxury purchases, mindset, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal items, PossessionCraft, possessions, Server, shared view, xmas decorations

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who owns the furniture in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about that again! We believe in a truly shared experience where all items are for the community, not just one player’s claim.

Just like how you split bills 50/50 in real life, our server promotes fairness and equality when it comes to resources. No more fighting over who gets to place the diamond block or who gets the enchanted sword – it’s all for everyone to enjoy!

Plus, we have a special xmas event where players can decorate the entire server with holiday cheer. No more leaving decorations in boxes for weeks – come join us and spread the festive spirit together!

So if you’re tired of feeling like everything in Minecraft is “mine” and “yours”, join our server for a more shared and harmonious gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate and get engaged in our virtual world!

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ChoreCraft: Pay2Slay!

CHORE, ChoreCraft, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driveway, family, generation gap, initiative, lecturing, MONEY, neighbor, parenting, Pay2Slay, RESPONSIBILITY, shoveling, Skills, Snow, steps, value of the dollar, walkway, work ethic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value initiative and creativity just like this 15-year-old girl who paid her neighbor to shovel snow for her! Join our server and show off your problem-solving skills by finding unique ways to complete tasks.

Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, you can pay other players to mine for you, build for you, or even fight mobs for you! The possibilities are endless when you have a pocket full of diamonds to throw at your problems.

Just like this girl, you can use your hard-earned in-game currency to outsource your tasks and focus on what really matters – building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest challenges.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to do your bidding for a few emeralds. The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!

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Thirsty4MinecraftSMP

Alternatives, Beverage, Choice, decision, drink, Favorite, health, hydration, Lifestyle, Longevity, necessity, Options, Preference, refreshment, satisfaction, selection, Survival, Taste, Thirsty4MinecraftSMP, Variety, Water

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon, it’s lit AF. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever

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ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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Methane to Madness

#sustainability, carbon emissions, Catalyst, Chemical engineers, chemical reactions, climate change, environmental engineering, environmental impact, green technology, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, madness, methane, methane capture, methane conversion, mit, Polymer production, polymers, renewable resources, sustainable solutions

so like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server and suddenly you discover this new catalyst that can turn methane into like, super cool polymers! like, who even knew that was possible, right? it’s like magic but in minecraft!

join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?

so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

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AlarmCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, AlarmCraft, alarms, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, exhaustion, Frustration, Minecraft, morning routine, patience, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleep patterns, snooze, Tension, Understanding, waking up, work schedule

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only alarm you’ll hear is the sound of creepers hissing as they explode! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated excitement and blocky chaos.

Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.

We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!

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KittyBlockParty

aggression, Animals, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, family, Farm, kitten, KittyBlockParty, Niece, parenting, Pets, possessive, relationships, Respect, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

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