Clueless Minecraft Servers

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  • MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

    MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

    But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CluelessCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

    CluelessCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the clueless folks out there who think they know everything! We got crazy challenges that will make your brain hurt and your fingers twitch. Like, seriously, you’ll be questioning your own existence after playing on this server.

    Join us if you want to feel like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next. We’ve got mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head for hours. And don’t even get me started on the parkour courses – they’ll have you falling off cliffs and screaming in frustration.

    But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is the place for you. Plus, we’ve got a community of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. So come on, join us and let’s all be clueless together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChildcareFTW

    CraftyChildcareFTW

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

    We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

    Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OopsyMC: Where the economy is clueless, the jobs are a joke, and the map gets lost

    OopsyMC: Where the economy is clueless, the jobs are a joke, and the map gets lost

    New Minecraft Servers

    ObsydiaMC Server Overview

    IP play.obsydiamc.net
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4
    Bedrock Port play.obsydiamc.net:19132
    Features Semi-Vanilla, Economy, Jobs, McMMO, Custom enchants, Player Shops

    FAQs

    1. When was ObsydiaMC server started?

    ObsydiaMC is a relatively new minecraft server started in April 2024.

    2. What is the community like on ObsydiaMC?

    With a friendly and helpful community and a vast amount of plugins to make your life easier, we believe you will fit right in!

    3. What is the server’s aim?

    Our aim is to create a server free of hate, where everyone feels safe to be themselves and always welcome.

    4. How can I join the ObsydiaMC community?

    If you would like to be part of our adventure, make sure to check out our Discord at DISCORD.GG/QNTCDDENFH and website at https://obsydiamc.net

    We can’t wait to meet you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

    Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!

    Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!

    On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).

    Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

      • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
      • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
      • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
      • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
      • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
      • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

    ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

    But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

    So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP