Clueless Minecraft Servers

Clueless Minecraft Servers

  • OopsyMC: Where the economy is clueless, the jobs are a joke, and the map gets lost

    OopsyMC: Where the economy is clueless, the jobs are a joke, and the map gets lost
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5472
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Crops Grown: 6641 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    ObsydiaMC Server Overview

    IP play.obsydiamc.net
    Minecraft Version 1.20.4
    Bedrock Port play.obsydiamc.net:19132
    Features Semi-Vanilla, Economy, Jobs, McMMO, Custom enchants, Player Shops

    FAQs

    1. When was ObsydiaMC server started?

    ObsydiaMC is a relatively new minecraft server started in April 2024.

    2. What is the community like on ObsydiaMC?

    With a friendly and helpful community and a vast amount of plugins to make your life easier, we believe you will fit right in!

    3. What is the server’s aim?

    Our aim is to create a server free of hate, where everyone feels safe to be themselves and always welcome.

    4. How can I join the ObsydiaMC community?

    If you would like to be part of our adventure, make sure to check out our Discord at DISCORD.GG/QNTCDDENFH and website at https://obsydiamc.net

    We can’t wait to meet you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

    Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4876
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 593 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

    We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

    But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!

    Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1934
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!

    On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).

    Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx

    LazyCraft: Where even the clueless can lookmaxx
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9855
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 79 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Reasons to Join:

    • 7-Day Detox Challenge: That’s right, we have a 7-day detox challenge to get you in shape for all the crazy adventures that await you on our server. Don’t worry, it’s not as hard as it sounds!
    • 23/1 Fasting: Want to lose weight and get fit? Try our 23/1 fasting method with a 1-hour eating window. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!
    • Shovelglove Workouts: Muscle up with our shovelglove workouts that only take 14 minutes a day. You’ll be swinging that shovel like a pro in no time!
    • Face Massages: Want to look younger? Try our face massage routine for just 23 minutes a day. You’ll be turning heads in the virtual world!
    • Asymmetry Fixes: Is your face asymmetrical? Don’t worry, we have exercises that only take 3 minutes a day to help you out. No need to worry about looking lopsided in-game!
    • Beard Growth: If all else fails, grow a beard to even out your face. It’s the perfect solution for those with scoliosis or other issues.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who knew gaming could be this crazy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads

    ConfusedCraft: Where even the creepers are scratching their heads
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4606
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because THIS server is the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever experience!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. WHAT?! That’s right, our pigs have class.

    But wait, there’s more! Venture into the LOST jungle biome and you’ll encounter a tribe of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They’ll challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    Feeling adventurous? Take a trip to the HAUNTED mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and just want to play hide and seek. But be careful, they’re experts at hiding in plain sight.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly EPIC spleef tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden shovel.

    So why wait? Join THIS server now for the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6831
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Mines Excavated: 3120 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

    Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3800
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LemonCraft SMP

    LemonCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 1634
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 150
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to LemonCraft SMP, a survival Minecraft server where community and creativity thrive together. Dive into a world where players work together (or go solo) to build, explore, and conquer the challenges of survival. Whether you’re an experienced builder, a daring explorer, or a strategic farmer, there’s a place for you here.

    On LemonCraft SMP, you’ll start with nothing but your bare hands and your wits. Gather resources, build your base, and fend off mobs as you shape the world around you. But it’s not just about surviving; it’s about building a community. Trade with other players, collaborate on massive projects, or engage in friendly competition.

    With an active and friendly player base, regular events, and a fair, balanced economy, LemonCraft SMP offers a unique survival experience. Whether you’re creating a sprawling city, a cozy village, or a hidden fortress, your creations will be a part of the ever-evolving world. The server is regularly updated with new features and challenges, ensuring that there’s always something fresh to experience.

    Join LemonCraft SMP today and be a part of a thriving survival community where your story is just beginning.

    play.lemoncraft.live:6012

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about those other servers!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of talking creepers. Our server is so insane, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe (just make sure to remember to breathe, okay? We don’t want any accidents).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret disco party cave where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventures

    BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8624
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Farms Harvested: 383
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tanks, exorcists, and Miko madness.

    Ever wanted to battle it out in a tank while also exorcising demons? Well, now you can! Our upcoming stream will feature Elite Exorcist Miko at 9:00 ET, so get ready for some supernatural action.

    But that’s not all! Check out our previous stream where our players were born to be “BAU”DOL. Watch as they unleash their tank skills in ways you’ve never seen before.

    And don’t miss out on our debuts, 3D debuts, and all the crazy content on our Youtube channel. We’ve got songs, merch, and even /baubau/-related content for all your wildest desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate tank exorcist Miko master.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomGoneMoveOut Minecraft Server

    MomGoneMoveOut Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 1423
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being burdened with the mom load in real life? Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own house without anyone bossing you around!

    On our server, you can make decisions for yourself without any traditional family restrictions. No more studying what your parents want – here, you can study the art of crafting and building to your heart’s content!

    Join our server and leave behind the dad who takes out his anger on you. In this world, you can roam freely without any financial or emotional dependence on anyone.

    So, are you the asshole for moving out months after your mom’s death? Not on our server! Join us and build a new life for yourself without any guilt or family drama holding you back. Let’s craft away the stress and grief together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom vs. Sis Custody Battle

    Mom vs. Sis Custody Battle
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4993
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 161 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    On our server, you can escape the stress of choosing custody for your child and instead focus on mining, crafting, and exploring with your fellow players. No alcoholic stepdads here, just friendly gamers looking to have a good time.

    Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn enough in-game currency to support your virtual family for years to come. Who needs life insurance when you have diamonds and emeralds?

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life worries behind. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only grudges are held by the creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 8679
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3761 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creeper explosions)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens drop diamonds instead of eggs, and the villagers have a secret underground dance party every night. Trust us, you’ve never seen a Minecraft world quite like this before.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you chicken out and spend your days building pixel art instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block). Life will never be the same again after you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoogleFuelCraft

    GoogleFuelCraft
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6895
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where the last thing you googled is now your ultimate power-up! Imagine having a lifetime supply of cat memes, unlimited pizza deliveries, or even a never-ending stream of unicorn glitter – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to harness the power of your googled item, whether it’s a giant rubber duck army, a bottomless pit of chocolate, or a swarm of flying pigs. Battle against other players to see who can wield their googled item the most creatively and hilariously.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let your wildest dreams (or google searches) come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CargoCraft Minecraft Server

    CargoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8028
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 131 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This server is lit AF, like Ukraine doubling seaport cargo turnover in August level lit. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a pirate. So he joined this server and BAM, he became the captain of a ship full of diamonds and emeralds. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, pigs can fly and chickens can do the moonwalk. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyPutin’sOilCo

    CraftyPutin’sOilCo
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7532
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where the russian oil prices drop faster than you can say “creeper”. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a village. they became the richest player in all the land and ruled over everyone with an iron fist. but beware, for there are also dragons that roam the land, breathing fire and causing chaos. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their treasure. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in your own mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Back Pain Placebo Fun

    Back Pain Placebo Fun
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7728
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
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