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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
