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But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.
But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!
But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
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Are you tired of boring old safe spaces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe space… for chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and getting pranked by mischievous players who have no chill. Forget about safe spaces, come join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness! Who needs safety when you can have FUN?!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with characters like Clorinde who vigilantly watches over the shadows and Sethos who reveals secrets of the silent sands. Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server alsofeatures a road not taken animated short that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about the Natlan preview teaser, where you can wander with saurians and explore the unknown.
Version 4.7 is here, with dreams intertwined and adventures waiting to be had. Plus, our current character banner includes Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – what a lineup! And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring Absolution and the Light of Foliar Incision – weapons fit for a blocky warrior like yourself.
Join now and take part in our daily check-in rewards that are permanent – because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with craziness, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!