Caltrain Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	5720

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mines Excavated:	3359
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	9180
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Items Found:	3898	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1385	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4188
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	296	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	198545
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	153	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!