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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 895 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Votes: | 5500 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!