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CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

BLOCK, Consciousness, Craft, Crisis, existentialism, Identity, inner workings, introspection, mind-body connection, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-awareness journey, Self-examination, self-exploration, self-identity, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, sense of self

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Farms Harvested:	781	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Divine Spears Created:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

World of MemeCraft: Where Blocks Meet LOLs

beautiful sight, Behold, blocks, collaboration, Community, Conference, creativity, Event, Experience, Future, imagination, innovation, inspiration, knowledge, leadership, lols, Meet, Memecraft, networking, progress, Technology, transformation, visionaries, WMIF, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Void Armor Forged:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

WMIF is not just any ordinary Minecraft server, it is a magical wonderland where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so beautiful that even the Ender Dragon wants to take a vacation here.

Join WMIF for the chance to ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy. Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you navigate through the insanity that is our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join WMIF today, you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty LOL911: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

2016, battle pass, ChatGPT 3 released, covid pandemic, Crafty, daily missions, EA rising up, ecelebs, FOMO, fortnite, genshin impact, LOL911, Lootboxes, madness, micro transactions, Minecraft, reddit, tf2 release, twitter, Ultimate, Undertale, video games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only lootboxes you’ll find are filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! Say goodbye to battle passes and daily missions, because on our server, you make your own rules!

Join us and escape the madness of microtransactions and FOMO. Remember when video games were pure before the invention of lootboxes and battle passes? Our server is a throwback to those simpler times.

Embark on epic adventures and build your dream world without any EA shenanigans or Fortnite drama. Chat with fellow players and create unforgettable memories in a community untouched by Ecelebs or the chaos of the Covid pandemic.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where creativity reigns supreme and where Reddit and Twitter are just distant memories. Dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Chaos: Where even the system thinks it’s glitching

Chaos, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Crafty, Deception, distrust, doubt, Favor, Glitching, Government, hidden agenda., influence, Manipulation, not working, POL, Politics, power, skepticism, society, System, Thinks, truth-seeking, uncertainty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2521
Dragon Eggs Found:	2553	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of the boring, mundane Minecraft servers out there? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon or battle it out in intense PvP matches where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that our server admin is actually a secret unicorn in disguise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Crafty Anon’s 77177670 LOLz Server

77177670, Anons, ANONYMOUS, CASE, conundrum, Crafty, Cryptic, Curious, detective, Enigma, hidden, inquiry, investigation, lolz, Mystery, perplexing, puzzle, question.., Riddle, secret, Server, unknown, unsolved, well

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimension Hops:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and absolute madness!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Yes, you read that right – talking creepers! They’ll tell you jokes, give you quests, and even teach you how to do the floss dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn – a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of pizza from the Diamond Unicorn.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Dragon of Doom – a ferocious beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Defeat the dragon and all the riches shall be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

GymClassHeroCraft

#workout, 1. cute, Active, Athletic, athletic wear, cute outfit, fashion, FITNESS, gym attire, gym clothes, GymClassHeroCraft, high school, Sportswear, sporty, stylish, teen style, teenage girl, teenager, teenager fashion, trendy, Youthful

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6194	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Animals Bred:	125
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

BritsNBlocks

Architecture, Brit, British, BritsNBlocks, Cathedral, CHESHIRE, chester, city, culture, Edition, england, Food, History, landmarks, Medieval, nightlife, Román, shopping, tourism, travel, walls

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Chester edition server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger sword, rumored to have the power to defeat the evil creepers with just one bite!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Chester edition Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures of your life!

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Collide!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can meet the cutest shark wives in all of blocky land! Dive into the ocean and find yourself a fin-tastic companion to swim with. But be careful, some of them might try to steal your diamonds!

Join our server and embark on wild adventures with your new aquatic friends. Build underwater castles, ride dolphins into battle, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the sea. Who knows, you might even find a sunken ship full of enchanted loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say hello to my adorable shark wife, she’s always looking for new friends to play with! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s JAW-SOME!