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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!