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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6890 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Votes: | 8641 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6466 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.
But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.
So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”
