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NSFWadviceMC SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Emeralds Found:	7866	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5353
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	135
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2698	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1136	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4009	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchantments Applied:	204	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!