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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 3144
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1928
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 77 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! 😉👶🍼 #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP

    TuneIn2Me Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4392
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Votes: 5598 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to the same old boring tunes while mining for diamonds? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs drop mixtapes instead of loot! Imagine fighting off a horde of creepers while jamming out to some sick beats. Plus, our resident DJ skeleton will be spinning the hottest tracks at our weekly block party. So come join us and turn your mining sessions into a lit dance party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

    Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2353
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

    AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5758
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9282 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

    our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

    SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 2981
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

    But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

    TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 5874
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Ores Mined: 8501 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Animals Bred: 54 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2219
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4884 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2897
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 6257
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Votes: 1750
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Magic Items Found: 4718 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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