SimpleCraft is a groundbreaking Minecraft server that offers a truly distinctive gaming experience. It with several features to make gameplay more enjoyable, SimpleCraft is your one stop shop for everything semi-vanilla and creative!
What we offer:
Coming Soon! Diamond Economy Server! Releasing on December 25, 2023 a whole new play style is coming to SimpleCraft!
Join us for epic battles against giant pretzel monsters and explore our vast underground mines filled with bratwurst and sauerkraut. Don’t forget to visit our famous Black Forest biome, where you can hunt down the elusive gummy bear mob for sweet rewards.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret portal that leads to a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle evil schnitzel dragons. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wacky and wild Minecraft experience like no other! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
Our server is perfect for those who struggle with social cues, just like our friend’s son in this hilarious story. Imagine a world where you can practice making eye contact, reading facial expressions, and understanding emotions, all while mining for diamonds and building epic structures.
We offer exclusive socializing workbooks for autistic kids, hidden within the depths of our virtual world. You’ll have a blast learning and growing alongside your fellow players, all while having a great time and making new friends.
So come join us on this wacky adventure and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft master, but a socializing superstar too! Who knows, you might even be able to tell when someone’s angery…err, angry. Join now and let the fun begin!
Just like how I have two dads, our server has two factions battling it out for dominance. Will you join Team Dad or Team Daddy? It’s a fight for the ages, just like the fight my dad had to go through to get both of his names on my birth certificate.
And if you think your family drama is intense, wait until you see the drama unfold on our server. From adoption disputes to stepdad rivalries, our server has it all. Will you be the one to bring peace to our virtual family or will you stir up even more trouble?
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes is the family drama that awaits you. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!
Need to build a house? No problem, Batman will whip out a giant inflatable hammer to make construction a breeze. Fighting off creepers? Batman will toss out a swarm of rubber duckies to distract them while you make your escape. And if you ever get lost in a maze of caves, don’t worry, Batman will unleash a pack of trained bats to guide you back to safety.
Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a utility belt full of absurd and unexpected gadgets? Come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans Batman will get up to next!
we have crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like you’re dodging bullets in ukraine. build your own base and protect it like your life depends on it (spoiler alert: it does).
join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a political scandal. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement on our server?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of survival like never before. just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around spawn…
but wait, there’s more! our geese have also been trained in the ways of nuclear fusion and fission, creating a spectacle of lights and explosions as they lay their eggs. it’s like a fireworks show every time!
come join us for the most unique minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs diamonds when you have golden eggs from our magical geese? come see for yourself and join the fun today!
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!
