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CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	46
Magic Items Found:	2839	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

DiaCraft: Sit & Survive

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, diabetes, diabetes complications, diabetes management, diabetes mortality, DiaCraft, excessive sitting, Exercise, exercise benefits., health benefits, Longevity, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical activity, physical health, sedentary behavior, sedentary habits, sedentary lifestyle, Sit, sitting time, SURVIVE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even if u sit on ur butt all day playin, u still gonna live foreva cuz of all da physical activity u gonna get in da game! it’s like a magic potion for ur health, especially if u got da beetus. so come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together while defying death with every block we place! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

✞VOID✞ Minecraft server

banner, Beautiful, Community, Gaming, Great, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Void

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!

57.129.13.63:30545

TinyTerra: Where smol blocks rule, adults play and spiders can’t spell ‘vanilla’

Adults, Anti Enderman Griefing, application, Armor statues, blocks, build styles, Community, crafting tweaks, Datapacks, Discord integration, Double Shulker Shells, Dragon Drops, Friendly, group projects, hermitcraft, Mature, Mods, more mob heads, Play, player head drops, QOL plugins, rule, SMOL, Spell, Spiders, Survival, TinyTerra, Vanilla, Wandering trades, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	3

TinyTerra Minecraft Server

Server Information	Hermitcraft-style
Current Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla+
Community	18+ and whitelisted
Plugins	See below

Overview

Long term Hermitcraft-style server updated to Minecraft 1.21 with a new world spawn for a soft fresh start. TinyTerra offers a classic vanilla+ survival experience with a mature and friendly player base. The server is strictly 18+ and whitelisted, and all players are required to fill out an application on the Discord server. No one has OP or creative mode on the server to preserve the vanilla experience. Community involvement is encouraged, with an emphasis on group projects and a variety of build styles.

Mods

SimpleVoice Mod
Discord Integration
NoChatReports
/Player from Carpet mod
RenewableCoral from carpet mod

Datapacks

Anti-Enderman griefing
Armor statues
Double shulker shells
Dragon Drops
More mob heads
Multiplayer sleep
Player head drops
Silence Mobs
Wandering trades

Crafting Tweaks

Back to blocks
Double Slab
Dropper to dispenser
Sandstone Dyeing
Universal Dyeing
More Trapdoors and More Stairs

Join the Discord

Join the Discord server to start your application and become a part of the community at TinyTerra: https://discord.gg/bjccNqMXqq

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server 24/7?	Yes, the server is up and running 24/7.
How can I join?	You can join by filling out an application on the Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join the server.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	There are no banned items or blocks on the server, but griefing is not allowed.

SupportCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, BACKING, care, Coaching, comfort, compassion, counseling, Empathy, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, Help, Kindness, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, Server, solidarity, Support, SupportCraft, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Farms Harvested:	528	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one has your back? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got your back like a trusty diamond sword! Our staff is here to support you through all your Minecraft adventures, whether you’re building a majestic castle or battling a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – one of which can be unlimited diamonds!

And if you’re feeling hungry after all that dancing, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that never run out. Just watch out for the mischievous Endermen who like to steal slices when you’re not looking!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

4Chan20MinecraftSMP

4chan, 4Chan20MinecraftSMP, Anonymity, digital communities, internet addiction, internet culture, internet history, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subcultures, memes, online anonymity, online behavior, online communication, online communities, online forums, online gaming, online interactions, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base while being chased by a horde of zombie chickens, or mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to join! Plus, our community is filled with players who have been on 4chan since they were 20 and get blind drunk on a daily basis.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, we’ll respond to anything, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be.

TwinBroWeddingNoShow

brother, Christian, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dilemma, Discord, Distance, FAITH, family, Girlfriend, groomsmen, Humiliation, Invitation, relationship, Resentment, Schedule, study, TwinBroWeddingNoShow, Wedding, work

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	170	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	3150	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and fight off creepers while dealing with family drama that puts soap operas to shame.

Just like the OP’s twin brother, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and decide whether to attend weddings where you weren’t even properly invited. Will you be the bigger person and show up in your best virtual suit, or will you stay home and mine for diamonds instead?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter passive-aggressive sister-in-laws who love to stir up trouble and make snarky comments about your life choices. Will you stand up for yourself or let them get under your pixelated skin?

And don’t forget about the grandma who’s caught in the middle of it all, debating whether to attend the wedding or stay home and tend to her virtual garden. Will you help her navigate the drama or leave her to fend for herself?

Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, questionable invitations, and enough drama to make even the most seasoned reality TV star blush. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the world of Minecraft?