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Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

BlockyLoveNot

BlockyLoveNot, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, healing, HEARTBREAK, learning experiences, letting go, life lessons, love, moving on, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self worth, toxic behavior, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.

trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.

MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!

avian species, bird migration, bird populations, ecosystem health, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, environmental research, Environmental Science, heavy metal toxicity, marine ecology, marine pollution, mercury distribution, MercuryCraft, North Atlantic, ocean contamination, oceanic food chain, pollution monitoring, seabirds, toxic metal exposure, Unleashed, wildlife conservation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

come join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury!

GhostBox PVP

1.17, 1.20.4, 1.20.6, box pvp server, GhostBox PVP, Great Moderation, Minecraft, Not P2W, Prison, Progression, Regular Updates

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!

Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!

GhostBox PVP solves that!

– ⚒️ Great Moderation

– 💥 Regular Updates!

– 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4

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GamePassCraft Minecraft Server

affordable, bo6, Cheap, COD, Cosmetics, digital content, exclusive, First Person Shooter, game pass, GamePassCraft, Gaming Community, microtransactions, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player Base, Popular, rented game, Server, subscription service, video games, Xbox

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who offered them enchanted diamond swords in exchange for dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right, dance-offs! And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can show off their best moves while battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and is now the most powerful being in the entire server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted armor. See you there!

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9283	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Star Shards Collected:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Runes Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	397	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.