| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9229 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9070 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 296 |
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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 74 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 84 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 9910 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4465 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8176 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 926 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8418 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9617 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 3523 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6926 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 798 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 6967 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
