We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!
ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! 🐷🦄💎🐔🌊🥚
Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).
No need to worry about lifting heavy logs or dealing with unreliable pals – on our server, you’re the boss and you can power wash to your heart’s content without any drama.
Forget about real-life favors and let off steam by power washing virtually in a safe and hilarious environment. Join now and show that unreliable friend who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soda Wars, where players battle it out using fizzy drinks as weapons. Will you be the one to conquer the battlefield with your trusty can of soda?
And if that’s not enough to tempt you, we also have a secret underground soda laboratory where players can brew their own unique soda flavors. Who knows, you might just create the next big soda sensation!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the soda-fueled madness begin!
u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!
| Server Details | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Game Mode | Semi Vanilla SMP |
| Features | Hard survival mode, raiding & PVP friendly, active owners, no pay-to-win |
| Other | Play without hacks, griefing, or disabled features (except Phantoms) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed on the server. |
| Are Admins or Owners allowed to raid? | No, neither Admins nor Owners are permitted to raid. |
| How many homes can players have? | Players have 2 homes by default. |
| How far can I teleport from spawn? | Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn. |
| Can I use beds to save my location? | It is recommended to use /sethome instead of beds to save your location. |
Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Bedrock Port: 19132
So, two years ago, my sister gave my dad and cousin the same pair of socks for Christmas. Like, what are the odds, right? The socks had a Galaga-inspired design on them, and my dad thought they were dope but never wore them. Fast forward to my cousin’s birthday today, and my parents forgot to get him a gift. So, my dad decides to regift the socks to my cousin, who didn’t even like them the first time around. I tried to warn them that it was a bad idea, but they didn’t listen. Now, my sister is gonna find out her gift was regifted, and it’s gonna be a whole mess!
But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with any regifting drama. We’re all about having a good time, building epic structures, and just having a blast! Plus, we don’t judge if you regift your diamonds or gold blocks – it’s all good in the blocky hood, ya know?
So come on over and join us for some crazy fun! Who needs socks when you can have a virtual world to explore? Let’s get building, my dudes!
Forget about awkward conversations and unwanted opinions – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. So come join us and let’s build a world where Erica’s judgmental comments are a thing of the past. See you in the blocks!
our server is so lit that even Canada PM Trudeau plays on it. he’s always talking to King Charles about protecting independence and stuff. like, they’re planning a secret mission to save the world from evil zombies or something.
join us now and be part of the epic adventure. who knows, you might even become besties with Trudeau and King Charles. plus, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to find? yasss, queen!