WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL SEAWEED FOR EMERALDS!
ALSO, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT CHICKEN WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! π·π¦ππππ₯
Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).
if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!
so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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| Features | Land claiming | Warps | Voting rewards | RTP (Random Teleport) | Dynmap | Marketplaces | Daily login rewards | Unique item sets |
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| Gameplay Enhancements | Fast tree cutting | Trade shop | Spawner collection | Auto chest sorting |
No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economyβabsolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!
Weβve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and weβre always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!
Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!
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Server IP:
Java: modern-vanilla.com
Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132
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Discord:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing. |
| What are voting rewards? | Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes. |
| How do I use RTP? | Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world. |
| Can I buy items in the marketplace? | Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market. |
| Is there a way to keep my inventory organized? | Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat. |
Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!
We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!
So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!
Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!
once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.
come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.
Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).
And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”
Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.
