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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1670 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9847 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
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