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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8445 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!