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Moon Canyon Chaos

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	5331	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Come join our server, where the moon’s grand canyons were actually formed by a giant chicken throwing rocks from the sky! Yes, you heard right, a chicken! And it only took 10 minutes! If you want to experience the chaos of a poultry-induced geological event, then this is the place for you! Build your own chicken coop and watch out for falling rocks! Join now for a clucking good time!

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 265994802

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Pig Knight who has never lost a battle, except for that one time when he accidentally sneezed and fell off his pig. But hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Join us and experience the thrill of epic pig jousting tournaments, build your own floating castle in the sky, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Crafty Clash: Creeper vs. Steve

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1890
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where two peoples are locked in an epic struggle for dominance.

On one side, we have the Potato People. These spud-tacular beings have built an entire civilization out of potatoes and are determined to take over the server with their starchy power. But fear not, because on the other side we have the Carrot Crusaders. These veggie-loving warriors will stop at nothing to defend their beloved carrots and squash the Potato People’s plans.

Join the Potato People and harness the power of the almighty potato to conquer the server. Or join the Carrot Crusaders and fight alongside your vegetable brethren to protect your precious carrots. The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the vegetable wars begin!

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Chuds Rule!

asian, Attitudes, Behavior, chuds, culture, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, east asia, generalizations, HARMFUL, ignorance, japanese, misconceptions, offensive, prejudice, racism, rule, society, Stereotypes, SushiCraft, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!

Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!

Digging Divas Minecraft

Anal, Digging, DIVAS, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, one hole, pussy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	7534	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

Vidya Bunny Adventures: Where Pixels and Bunnies Collide!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Have you ever wondered why vidya bunnies exist? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they were created by our Minecraft server to bring joy and chaos to all who join! These mischievous bunnies roam the land, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go. But fear not, for they are also here to guide you on your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a vidya bunny, armed with a carrot sword and a diamond helmet. Take on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle other players in epic PvP battles. And who knows, you may even uncover the secret of why these adorable yet chaotic creatures exist in the first place.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Vidya bunnies await you, ready to lead you on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Impact: Genshin LOLz

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you laughing and scratching your head.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Imagine fighting off creepers with a giant spoon or riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck. Who knows what treasures you’ll uncover in our world?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens and singing villagers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Bitch Moans

Bitch, blocky, Communication, consent, desire, empowerment, Expression, Gender Roles, Intimacy, love, moan, moans, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual liberation, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Armor Forged:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Elf-tastic Adventures

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	5820
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7947
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of all the elf-centric Minecraft servers out there? Are you craving some good ol’ dwarf action in your gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole underground kingdom filled with dwarves who are obsessed with anime! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds while watching your favorite dwarf anime on giant screens scattered throughout the caves. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty McCraftFace’s Epic Adventure Land

1. Say his name, Activism 4. Social justice, Adventure, Advocacy 10. Awareness, Anti-racism 18. Honoring, Change 11. Unity, Civil rights 7. Solidarity, Community 14. Raise your voice, Crafty, Empowerment 12. Fight for justice, End racism 13. Injustice, Epic, Equality 5. George Floyd, Equality for all 15. Say their names, Human rights 8. Accountability, Justice 3. Black lives matter, Land, McCraftfaces, Never forget 16. Activists, Police brutality 6. Protest, Racial justice 17. Peaceful protest, Remembrance 19. Making a difference, Say his name 2. Remembering, Say their names, Systemic racism 9. Stand up, United we stand 20. Never again

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	613313	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	8288	Mines Excavated:	3984

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play like a normal person? Well, Say his name is the place for you! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks every hour. Fail to comply and they will rain down TNT on your base. – The only way to communicate with other players is through interpretive dance. Get your dancing shoes ready! – Our world is populated by giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks. Good luck surviving that! – Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of hide and seek with the Ender Dragon. Can you outsmart the dragon and stay alive? – We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join Say his name today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Tourist Trap Minecraft Server – More Visitors Than South America!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Votes:	8349
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Emeralds Found:	908	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it attracts more players than all of South America combined! That’s right, we’re like the Cancun of Minecraft servers, except instead of sandy beaches, we’ve got pixelated landscapes to explore.

Join us and you’ll feel like a tourist in Mexico, except instead of sipping margaritas, you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re being serenaded by a Mexican mariachi band every time you log on.

So come on down and join the fiesta! Viva la Minecraft! 🌵💎🇲🇽