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Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	2799	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5045	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7234
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	8138
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Crops Grown:	3613	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!