039Angola Minecraft Servers

039Angola Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

    Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8049
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Crops Grown: 7002 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

    DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8025
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Votes: 2358
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Star Shards Collected: 150
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8524
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ores Mined: 649 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

    So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3646
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

    Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1741
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

    Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9320
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1833 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

    Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6957
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4458 Dragon Eggs Found: 3928
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

    If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

    Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7042
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

    DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3146
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 893047
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3425
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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